Why do I get the feeling that I’m losing you?
the term “chill” is a much more polite and subtle way of saying “you’re fucking annoying and you honestly need to stop acting like a twelve year old that thinks they’re better than everyone else literally shut the hell up”
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
cosmo tip #600
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.